I'm Sorry

I'm sorry. 
I'm sorry I'm not as pretty as she is.
I'm sorry I'm not as funny as she is. 
I'm sorry I'm not as smart as she is. 
I'm sorry I'm not as athletic as she is.
I'm sorry I'm not as artistic as she is.
I'm sorry I'm not as happy as she is.
I'm sorry my attitude isn't as bright like hers. 
I'm sorry I'm not her.