Where Do You Live

Police: Where do you live? 
Me: With my parents. 
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me. 
Police: Where do you all live? 
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house? 
Me: Next to my neighbors. 
Police: Where do your neighbors live? 
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me....
Police: Tell me. 
Me: Next to my house.